Moment with Minion #91
- (it's out of order because this is an older one I'm reposting because it's great)
- Me: I so love you. You're the best.
- Minion: Me too, mom. You're kind of awesome.
- Me: Dude, what would you do if you had a mom who wasn't awesome?
- Minion: (shrugs) I'd kill her.
- ...my child might be a violent sociopath. Cue the long lecture about how violence is never the option unless it is necessary to save your own life. She said she already knew all that.